Sunday 13 May 2018

Where are you, bayayayabeeee?

Yeah, sorry, I've been a bit busy, it's all a bit more serious than I like to keep these pages, so the dream team started up a new blog over at Stuff in the Muff... it's predominately cutesy little flowers, bees, weevils and stuff... not so many jokes as you get, here.

So, I've been retraining, learning my plant id, taking up a martial art (just for larks, I don't have any real desire to look at grading, at the moment) and making some changes to my appearance. Sounds like a mid-life crisis, right? Yeah, we all saw it coming!!

Part of this has been my dormouse training... Seriously, they are adorable... I totally got told off for stroking one on a training day. I didn't even realise I was doing it... won't happen again. Promise.

Hazel dormouse (Muscardinus avellanarius) and human bean (Homo sapiens)
Hazel dormouse (Muscardinus avellanarius)
So, sorry if you've missed me, my hand was forced in this... I have about nine months left on my contract.... and I genuinely do not know what happens next, so I wanna be ready for whatever comes my way.

I'll be OK, though. I mean, let's face it, I'm adorable.  Mostly.  Well, OK... possibly not, I mean I've got a good heart, but my mouth's a complete bitch.

Maybe it's time to go shopping, after all, I'm nicer when I like my outfit.

Right, the sun is shining, so I need to be outside, catching a tan.... (coff)

Hakuna matata xx