What the hell is wrong with you, Debs???
I feel like I need a life plan. I want to figure out where I'm going wrong. Yes, I see you functioning well in this adult world... Me? Oh, well, today I turned on the wrong ring on the hob and cooked nothing for 20 minutes. So, the diet's going OK, at least.
OK, it's not going that well... I mean, it's probably not great that every time there's a group photo to be taken, I'm handed the camera, right? 😔 So I've been getting some slimming world recipe tips. I struggle with the fact that my curry won't bind with fat free yoghurt. A friend suggested Quark. So I bought some in Morrisons on Tuesday. And I put it in the fridge.
Yes, it's still there.
I've never used it and I'm not sure how to. Yes, I could google a recipe. But I could also leave the quark in the fridge to go off. It's pretty much 50/50. OK, I'll go get a recipe now. I'll let you know how it goes. Maybe this will be my turning point and I'll become a famous tv chef. If so, dinner's on me. If not.... fancy a curry?
It's probably best to not pursue fame and fortune. I mean, I like to think that money wouldn't change me, but my behaviour when I'm winning at Monopoly suggests otherwise.
Right, I've got a quark curry recipe to find.... Got it!
