You've been patient beyond belief.
You want to know who I am? Are you certain? Ohhhhhhhkay. But you have only yourself to blame for this.
Right, here we go... This is the Slush Puppy....
1. I have been a vegetarian since 1997.
2. I'm a south east girl, by birth.
2. I'm a south east girl, by birth.
3. I have the utmost respect for the person who put the b in subtle.
4. I hated you, I loved you, too.
5. I'd rather have garlic bread and cheese than pizza.
6. I was named after Debbie Reynolds.
7. I find doing stuff like this really difficult as I'm not entirely comfortable putting personal information on the internet.
8. In my late teens I decided that I would have children: two girls. These girls would be called Raven and Ebony. I grew out of it.
9. As a child I wanted to be either a vet or an architect.
10. If you can't handle me at my worst, we have more in common than you think.
11. You will never know the extent of my angry swearing until you have been a passenger in my car.
12. When I grow up I want to be Tori Amos.
13. I pine a lot. I find the lot falls through without you.
14. I've played the lottery three times and twice won a tenner. I think that's my luck used up there.
15. In theatre productions I always opted to do backstage work but was, without fail, dragged into performing. I stopped helping.
16. Give me an excuse to wear fancy dress and I will love you forever.
17. I love costume dramas.
18. In my next life, I want to be Jimmy Carr. I've tried, but I'm less funny and more offensive.
19. I’m Cathy, I've come home. I´m so cold, let me in your window.
20. My horizontal scar was caused by Boba Fett.
21. I'm coming back to his side to put it right.
22. I've always wanted green eyes.
23. My best quality is my ability to learn about myself from online quizzes.
24. I love Red Kola, it is my fourth favourite thing about Scotland.
25. Hats. Never underestimate my love of hats.
26. I can hardly believe you read this far.
27. I often change my mind about the details.
26. I can hardly believe you read this far.
27. I often change my mind about the details.
That's definitely enough for at least 8 months. I'll be back soon.
