Why stress?

So it turns out that worrying works.  90% of the things that I worry about never happen.  So I highly recommend giving it a go!

And use the phrase "it turns out" more, too.  It requires less explanation than "I read in [insert name of newspaper/medical journal/etc]) and is more believable than "This guy down the pub told me...."

Back to worrying, though.... Why check the wardrobe for monsters?  What are you actually going to do if you find one?  Besides, everyone KNOWS that the best night time defence against monsters, axe murderers and ghosts is the common duvet.

Sweet dreams :)