When does the freezer get a light?

It seems so unfair that the fridge gets a light but the freezer doesn't. After all, the freezer works harder.... AND in the dark.

It's that time of year, for me, when life starts to get expensive. My car insurance has almost expired and , I'm sorry, Mum, but it turns out that honesty is not the best policy. I have, therefore, opted for Churchill, instead.

Right. I must dash. I need to begin the search for a new arch nemesis. The old one is being far too nice. Oh, don't worry, I'll keep an eye on him, as he's bound to be up to some evil scheme, but the waiting is do very very dull. So if you know anyone who may be suitable, do let me know. Oh, if they could look good in a cape, that would be great.

thanks :)