2018 - A year of death, deception, divorce, desire, betrayal and bravery.
I'm not entirely sure I haven't spent this year living in a soap opera; it would explain so much.
So, that all important tally...
Friends who have died: 1
(plus one dubious claim of I've been dead).
People who have betrayed me: 1
People on whom I will exact revenge: 1
Family members in hospital: 2
Nights sat up nursing broken hearts: 3
.....
Paper cuts: 0
So, it's not all bad.
Also, I found out that you can get vegetarian gummy bears. My life is complete.
Should I choke to death on one, please let it just be said that I was killed by a bear.