2015 (full year)
Papercuts: 0
CARDBOARDCuts: 2
Result: Fail
2016 (full year)
Papercuts: 0
Result: Well done, Debs. Have a biscuit. Oh, go on, then, eat the entire pack.
2017 (January to June)
Papercuts: 0
So far, so good. Although I have managed a glass cut, but that doesn't count.